Sorry, pal. It really was inevitable.

Merlin that smirk though. Sirius feels his neck heat up. He loves what this place has done for Remus' shyness. And, you know, their recent activities. Wow that was the dorkiest most awful way of phrasing that fuck his life.

"I'm not. I do have a suggestion for something better you could be polishing, though."

Subtle? Not remotely. Charming? Nope. Effective? Hopefully.