[oh, he's been caught. But he really wants that hot drink. He's pretty sure he'll succumb to the cold unless he gives up his guard post soon. And he would hate to garner the ire of the Mistress. ]

Come now, I'm sure that all the currency in this city has been subjected to similar treatment before I was even paid with it. I wash well and I'm not promiscuous.

[...]

What's bleach?