"I didn't think every single store had to explicitly say what they were in the title, either. Walmart doesn't sell walls, you fucking moron."

Now he's going to pick up a particularly thin, pointed dildo and point it at Kaph. "I guarantee there is a fleshlight somewhere in this godforsaken Kingdom and now it's up to you, the only straight man in the village, to find it. Covet it. Stick it in." He's making himself uncomfortable, but it'll be worth it to annoy Kaph.