"If you're not looking for a fleshlight, why did you go out of your way to come here and ask me if I had any hetero toys for hetero boys?" There's no disdain for Kaph's sexuality, he doesn't care if he's straight. He just thinks he's ridiculous for other reasons.

He points the dildo at himself, instead. "It's clean, there's no cooties on it. Also, what exactly were you hoping I'd find you if not a fleshlight? Educate me, here."