Just because he doesn't need a fleshlight, that doesn't mean he didn't want one, but hell if he's going to say that.

"Well, maybe I was just looking around! And maybe I'm not pleased with the service I'm getting here at all!"

The theatrically indignant look on his face gives way to a more natural, raised eyebrow. "Hell, to be honest, you don't look like you're pleased with the service you're giving."