[ Yeah, John is not even going to ask why. Some things are need-to-know. And something are absolutely-do-not-need-to-know. In this case, it's the latter. ]

I'd say you're more like C- or D-list, but I'd always take a bullet for you, buddy! --well maybe not a real one. I mean, if someone's just randomly shooting at you, it's probably better for you to take it than me protecting you? Conditional immortality is weird...

But I'd take a proverbial bullet for you any day!