"I'll be in the front row," she assures him, shaking her head a little. "I don't think it'd be too hard to convince anyone in this shithole to get up on stage and make dick jokes."

His question makes her pause, but to her credit, Alisha only manages to hesitate for just a second. "Don't get me started. But, alright. There was this one time—I got pulled over for drunk driving, and I already had a driving ban, yeah? And I was so fucking wasted that when the cop gave me the breathalyser, I..."

She chuckles. God, she remembers the last time she told this story.

"I pretended to give it a blowjob."