[So far this has been a terrible, no-good day for Dave. He's not happy about being here, he's not happy about where he is and he's not happy that it seems like he came here alone. His patience for shenanigans is startlingly low, he needs a snickers desperately, especially after spending a cold minute in his drafty shack.
As such, his hackles raise in a way they wouldn't usually in response to being called Dipstick. Who calls people dipstick, anyway, when chucklefuck is readily available and far more effective. He frowns, but he stops short of her and raises a brow as he takes in her appearance.]
Dork ages? Goddamn, that's edgy. [He's rolling his eyes and she can't stop him.] Off like everyone walks and talks normal but they're living The Purge or off like everyone looks normal but they prefer Pepsi to Coke?
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As such, his hackles raise in a way they wouldn't usually in response to being called Dipstick. Who calls people dipstick, anyway, when chucklefuck is readily available and far more effective. He frowns, but he stops short of her and raises a brow as he takes in her appearance.]
Dork ages? Goddamn, that's edgy. [He's rolling his eyes and she can't stop him.] Off like everyone walks and talks normal but they're living The Purge or off like everyone looks normal but they prefer Pepsi to Coke?