[ John isn't stupid, but he's a little off his game and not at his swiftest, so it takes a moment for him to make the connection between that comment and his state of dress, despite the fact that he was feeling self-conscious of it a moment ago. He was kind of hoping nobody would say anything, but tries to laugh it off all the same. ]
Oh, yeah, this! You know, I kind of thought I'd get something a little more! Like... in video games, the ladies always get the really saucy bikini-armor, and the guys just get normal pants and stuff? Guess it doesn't work that way in real life.
[ Listen, he has reasons to believe that it might, okay? ]
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[ John isn't stupid, but he's a little off his game and not at his swiftest, so it takes a moment for him to make the connection between that comment and his state of dress, despite the fact that he was feeling self-conscious of it a moment ago. He was kind of hoping nobody would say anything, but tries to laugh it off all the same. ]
Oh, yeah, this! You know, I kind of thought I'd get something a little more! Like... in video games, the ladies always get the really saucy bikini-armor, and the guys just get normal pants and stuff? Guess it doesn't work that way in real life.
[ Listen, he has reasons to believe that it might, okay? ]