[ That's the sound of John smacking headfirst into a very peeved British dude and the two of them crashing right on down into the mud. Whoops. ]
Watch who you're banging into, you oaf! Look what you've done to my -
[ - my suit, would have been his default end to that complaint, but that doesn't really apply right now. Apparently apprentices are expected to do their own laundry, and so until he figures out how to go about this sort of servant work, Valmont's stuck wearing whatever's been provided in his room's wardrobe. It's mostly robes, which given his personal experience with the things he's none too happy about, but a glance at the barely-there outfit of his muddy assailant advises him: it could be worse. It could be so, so much worse. ]
- well, to my hair, for starters!
[ He can't actually see it, occupied with trying to struggle out of the mostly facedown position in which he's landed, but there is almost certainly mud in his ponytail. He doesn't look forward to washing that out. ]
day 2
[ That's the sound of John smacking headfirst into a very peeved British dude and the two of them crashing right on down into the mud. Whoops. ]
Watch who you're banging into, you oaf! Look what you've done to my -
[ - my suit, would have been his default end to that complaint, but that doesn't really apply right now. Apparently apprentices are expected to do their own laundry, and so until he figures out how to go about this sort of servant work, Valmont's stuck wearing whatever's been provided in his room's wardrobe. It's mostly robes, which given his personal experience with the things he's none too happy about, but a glance at the barely-there outfit of his muddy assailant advises him: it could be worse. It could be so, so much worse. ]
- well, to my hair, for starters!
[ He can't actually see it, occupied with trying to struggle out of the mostly facedown position in which he's landed, but there is almost certainly mud in his ponytail. He doesn't look forward to washing that out. ]