[Dave quirks a brow at the shortstuff comment, since he's currently residing at the 6ft mark, but he writes it off as cheesy, punk sarcasm.]

Same to you, Hot Topic. [He folds his arms over his chest, because he's committed to staying here now.]

Does that mean all the food in all the farms is fresh, phallic and ready to fuck? Like it's some, big, fuck-cycle that starts with the food and the water? So it's either starve or feel the need to rub one out every week- or day. You just blew this situation wide open.