Oh, boy. He can tell he's in for an answer he's not going to like as soon as the kid opens his mouth.

Still, what really gets him cringing his the chili lube. Good god.

"You a virgin?" If it's any consolation, the question sounds more dry and annoyed than outright mocking. Kaph rolls his eyes. "Well, I guess there's no good job for you in this damn place if you are. That's rough, pal."