To his credit, Dave isn't going to descend into a stereotypical, flustered reaction. He will look visibly put off by the abruptness of the question, but he pushes through it. Who knew customer service could be so humiliating.

"Well, I know you're a pervert so you'll fit right in here. They probably don't even have your records on file here, lucky boy." He'll be dry right back, but there's not really much point in hiding the fact that he isn't coming off cool right now.


"Besides, you're the one looking for a place to stick it in a glass dildo store. I feel like I'm not the only one being a little close-minded here."