Well that wasn't the welcome he had been expecting. He draws back and pulls a face, lips pursed, brows drawn together. Clearly, he's confused. "Well, of course I know Simon. He's me best mate, innit he?" He pauses, waiting for some sign of recognition. "I mean... right? And you and him? Precious little thing you two've got goin' on there, eh?"

Historically, Rudy has never done particularly well with critical thinking. This may take some time for him to understand. "But enough about that, what're you doin' here? How'd y'get here, eh? Come on, now, don't leave ol' Rudy out in th'cold there, luv! Let's have it! Ooh! Have you tried one of these little cake things?" Without even missing a beat, Rudy sweeps a hand behind him and grabs one of the samples off the tray of the booth he was looking at and offers it to her.