"I dunno, going around asking to see people's v-cards willy nilly seems perverse to me. Do you have a female body inspector shirt back home, too? Are you the sex inspector?"

Dave asks, only because berating this guy is riling him up and making him feel less insecure about his sexuality. You have to have fun in your retail job somehow.

"It's a glass dildo store, my dude. I don't go into bakeries and ask why they make everything out of bread."