How silly to give you a gift that you would use primarily for me. The last time I purchased a house-warming gift it went entirely unused. [He sits very properly, entirely more mannerly than is probably even a little necessary.]

'Twas a pair of chairs for Estinien's otherwise entirely-barren home. One time an invitation was sent by a messenger, and upon seeing the bereft house, he believed that Estinien had been robbed blind. 'Twas a very short investigation for the Temple Knights.