[After seemingly taking a moment to take all that in... Kaph shakes his head in clear disapproval.]

You seriously need to work on your pitch, my man. [He leans just a little bit closer - this is a Private Conversation now.] The present bit is fine, but you need to focus on that! What are you telling me about your goddess's failures for? You're just reducing her credibility by doing that!

Come on. Give it another shot.