[Sirius isn't trying to hide in the Castle so much as he was already there, and absolutely still on house arrest. The Mistress has found new and creative ways every time he pisses her off, which is often, to keep him from sneaking out. She's way better at this than his parents ever were, bugger it all.
Still, he at least manages to get up onto the balustrade to look down at the fun.]
Man, but why are we so dead set on keeping them out? This seems like the kind of thing that should start a party, not a panic!
[Guess who is bad at picking up on more subtle social intricacies and clues? This guy. One of the guards nearby snorts and comments that if he likes the looks of it so much why doesn't he join them? It'd save them all a lot of pain...
Then, with a look of gleeful realization, the guard gets an idea.
And THIS-IS-SPARTA-kicks Sirius right off the castle walls into the undulating horde, where he is immediately relieved of his clothing and pulled into an embarrassingly sloppy kiss with someone he's never seen before in his life. And just like that, the virus is spread.]
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Still, he at least manages to get up onto the balustrade to look down at the fun.]
Man, but why are we so dead set on keeping them out? This seems like the kind of thing that should start a party, not a panic!
[Guess who is bad at picking up on more subtle social intricacies and clues? This guy. One of the guards nearby snorts and comments that if he likes the looks of it so much why doesn't he join them? It'd save them all a lot of pain...
Then, with a look of gleeful realization, the guard gets an idea.
And THIS-IS-SPARTA-kicks Sirius right off the castle walls into the undulating horde, where he is immediately relieved of his clothing and pulled into an embarrassingly sloppy kiss with someone he's never seen before in his life. And just like that, the virus is spread.]