[So, Remus has been having a weird month. He 69d a newt man, turned into a sheep, and then turned back into a human all over again and had to learn how to walk, which took a surprisingly long amount of time considering he'd been doing it for about seventeen years of his life.
And of course, he's not so fortunate as to avoid the impending slut horde, but he's loosened up enough that he's sort of just...learning to go with it, unless it's something that will quite obviously lead to his untimely death. This? Doesn't seem like it'll lead to death. It seems like it might lead to fun.
When he runs into Sirius in the crowd, he's been likewise stripped down naked and is covered in an astonishing amount of lipstick marks and love bites. And despite the fog of the virus spreading through his body like a fever, his eyes still go wide at the sight of Sirius.]
Pads? You're alive, holy hell!
[Pads is alive, yes, Remus, and you have a very large erection.]
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And of course, he's not so fortunate as to avoid the impending slut horde, but he's loosened up enough that he's sort of just...learning to go with it, unless it's something that will quite obviously lead to his untimely death. This? Doesn't seem like it'll lead to death. It seems like it might lead to fun.
When he runs into Sirius in the crowd, he's been likewise stripped down naked and is covered in an astonishing amount of lipstick marks and love bites. And despite the fog of the virus spreading through his body like a fever, his eyes still go wide at the sight of Sirius.]
Pads? You're alive, holy hell!
[Pads is alive, yes, Remus, and you have a very large erection.]