[Nothing prepared him for the horror, the shock and the ghastliness of seeing Ardyn in the nude. He blinked at him blankly for a moment before his mind finally registered what was happening. Oh... oh gods What was he looking at? He averted his eyes.]
What is wrong with you? You've taken to trolling people in the nude now? Dammit... [Permanent damage there, now he knows what it looks like and he wishes he didn't. Ardyn would always be gross to him even though from an objective standpoint the man was fit. Chiseled, even. Someone who didn't know what an asshole he was might just think he was fuckable.
Dear Gods did he really just think about that? He groaned and tried to get up to leave but his head throbbed and he sat back down.]
Why are you drinking her wine anyway, aren't you supposed to be scrubbing something dick-shaped?
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[Nothing prepared him for the horror, the shock and the ghastliness of seeing Ardyn in the nude. He blinked at him blankly for a moment before his mind finally registered what was happening. Oh... oh gods What was he looking at? He averted his eyes.]
What is wrong with you? You've taken to trolling people in the nude now? Dammit... [Permanent damage there, now he knows what it looks like and he wishes he didn't. Ardyn would always be gross to him even though from an objective standpoint the man was fit. Chiseled, even. Someone who didn't know what an asshole he was might just think he was fuckable.
Dear Gods did he really just think about that? He groaned and tried to get up to leave but his head throbbed and he sat back down.]
Why are you drinking her wine anyway, aren't you supposed to be scrubbing something dick-shaped?