[Certainly, it was unexpected to have the Chancellor acting like this. Ignis could have sworn the man had something for him, judging by the way he stared, he followed him almost everywhere, even praised his looks or his cooking. And his suspects were now confirmed, judging by the way he pulled him, guided him to the back alley, not even allowing to put the "be right back" sign on the door.

And how he was kissing him? If that wasn't enough evidence for Ignis, then it probably was the way Ardyn was pinning him against the wall, pressing his weight against him. Or maybe that leg, attempting to slide in between his, as if trying to stroke him--

Oh. No way. No way he would leave the counter alone for this, his job too precious to lose it.

There. That is Ignis delivering a certain kick to Ardyn's balls. Yes, he knows is not too very gentleman-y. Yes, he doesn't care, as he wipes away his lips, watching the man from his position.]

How flattering is to know I am subject of your affections, Chancellor. If only timming had been on your side… though, I must say, I might have a lesson or two for your manners, or lack of it. If you would excuse me, then…