"I'm not looking to get frisky at all, Dave. So. It's okay, really." John rolls his shoulders back just in time to have a weird tentadick shoved in his face and he half-heartedly pushes Dave's hand away as he goes to stand up. "I'm taking it with me, jeez! Just give me a second! I just have to..."
Listen. He just has to adjust his booty shorts. They do fairly well in terms of not giving him a wedgie, but he still feels the need to adjust them every now and again, to make sure he's getting optimal butt coverage. No one needs to be seeing that. With that taken care of, he reaches out to snatch the dildo from Dave (how did it even come to this...) so he can tuck it into his belt (how could this happen to him?) as he makes his way to the door.
Outside, the air feels weirdly nice, even for how exposed his skin is, and stretches his arms over his head.
"This is about as far as I planned ahead. I guess we can just wander around? I don't know where anything is here, but I don't think there's that much anyway."
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Listen. He just has to adjust his booty shorts. They do fairly well in terms of not giving him a wedgie, but he still feels the need to adjust them every now and again, to make sure he's getting optimal butt coverage. No one needs to be seeing that. With that taken care of, he reaches out to snatch the dildo from Dave (how did it even come to this...) so he can tuck it into his belt (how could this happen to him?) as he makes his way to the door.
Outside, the air feels weirdly nice, even for how exposed his skin is, and stretches his arms over his head.
"This is about as far as I planned ahead. I guess we can just wander around? I don't know where anything is here, but I don't think there's that much anyway."