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[closed] this isn't quite what it seems
Who: Remus and Sirius
What: Sirius makes a mistake. Remus has to deal with it.
Where: A brothel in the village
When: The first week of June
Warnings: Language, sex, etc.
It's not like being dragged into some tomfoolery by Sirius Black is a new thing for Remus. It's been happening regularly since he was eleven and made friends with James and Sirius and Peter. James and Sirius were the instigators, Peter was the tagalong, Remus was the voice of reason and caution. After a while, you just learn not to fight it. Still, a place like this makes him more wary than usual, and he tugs his cloak a little closer around his shoulders as he lets Sirius lead him toward their destination, which he'd promised was fun and exciting.
"It's bloody freezing out here, mate. What is this place, anyway?"
He's really hoping it's nothing too...out there. He's been taking baby steps, but Remus isn't quite ready for 'out there' quite yet.
What: Sirius makes a mistake. Remus has to deal with it.
Where: A brothel in the village
When: The first week of June
Warnings: Language, sex, etc.
It's not like being dragged into some tomfoolery by Sirius Black is a new thing for Remus. It's been happening regularly since he was eleven and made friends with James and Sirius and Peter. James and Sirius were the instigators, Peter was the tagalong, Remus was the voice of reason and caution. After a while, you just learn not to fight it. Still, a place like this makes him more wary than usual, and he tugs his cloak a little closer around his shoulders as he lets Sirius lead him toward their destination, which he'd promised was fun and exciting.
"It's bloody freezing out here, mate. What is this place, anyway?"
He's really hoping it's nothing too...out there. He's been taking baby steps, but Remus isn't quite ready for 'out there' quite yet.
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He gives Remus a playful nudge. "It's the best bar in town! Good drinks- and the best servers! It isn't like anyone here cards or anything, but..." He grins.
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He glances dubiously up at the window, where a half-naked woman is currently lolling out, her breasts waving every which way despite the cold, calling out to some passersby.
"You're sure it's just...a bar?"
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He's probably become too desensitized to the sexuality of this place too quickly.
"Oh it's definitely a bar, mate."
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Better to go in then stand around out in the cold where people can see them, right? He severely hopes he doesn't regret this.
"Are all the ladies in here, ah. Half-dressed?"
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Is he really this stupid? Might be.
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"Right. And the girls here...have you got to pay them to spend time with them?"
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This place is really getting to him.
He feels drunk just being in here, though, and he loves that, crooked smile showing off one of his canines as he runs fingers through his hair.
"There's no cover fee, mate, you just walk right in."
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"Right, right, but if, say—say I wanted to take that nice ginger one in the corner upstairs and, well. I'd have to give her some gold, right?"
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Sirius frowns suddenly. He can't stop focusing on the wrong things, here. "You like that ginger one?"
You might need to slap him.
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"Oy. Mate. Focus. Answer the question, yeah?"
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Also, he very definitely knows what's going on yep. For sure.
"I mean, I suppose, maybe? I don't know! I didn't try!" He was happy just to flirt with all of them all night last time okay?!
Maybe he fell asleep after getting head and woke up without his purse but its fine.
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He can't bring himself to say whores. It sounds so rude.
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He tries to cover it up by clearing his throat and laughing somewhat hysterically. "Well, of course, Moony, hell. It's also a tavern, though, obviously."
Kill him now.
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"Right. Of course. Obviously."
He looks around, feeling incredibly out of his depth.
"So what, are we going to...stick around?"
He feels like it would be rude to just leave.
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Shake it off, Padfoot, it's fine. You're just hanging with a mate at a tavern-brothel. What could go wrong?
"I told you the beer is good. C'mon let's have a pint."
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Part of him wants to sink into the floor, or else bolt for the door. But then again...
It is cold out. And he could do with a pint.
"Alright, alright. Just one pint, and then we can head back, yes?"
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Maybe he'll feel better less sober.
He uses that arm around Remus' shoulder to drag him to a table, where he sits next to him, and puts on a convincingly confident grin to tell the lady who offers them drinks to bring them each a house brew.
"Yes, yes. The world will feel better after a pint."
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"So you...you've frequented this place before, yeah? Have you got, erm—a favorite?"
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It's... pretty adorable how Remus is clinging to his side.
"Aaahhh....." We he has accidentally managed to get himself a night or two, without realizing he was paying. Should he just put salt in the wound? Sure, why not. Whatever. He doesn't need dignity.
He makes a nod toward a girl who has been giving them glances ever since they walked in. She seems to embody the descriptor of "firecracker".
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He follows Sirius's gaze, and huffs out a soft chuckle of approval.
"She's cute. Don't blame you, mate."
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"Right? I've got good taste. You know me."
Very, very long chug please and thank you. How does he phrase this. What does he say. He has to say something.
"You ever thought about sharing? You know, girl in the middle?" Nailed it.
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"I mean. I haven't. Thought about it. Not that I wouldn't—that's to say, I'm not opposed to it."
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Oh thank Merlin. Sirius thought Remus was about to cut and run. A lopsided, canine-heavy grin takes over his face.
"Well, hell, let's try it! This place is the best chance we'll get!" Sirius looks up and tries to make eye contact with that girl he'd pointed out earlier. Go big or go home???
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"Can't believe I'm agreeing to this, but...yeah, alright. Ah—girl in the middle, yeah?"