[ Fortunately for Kaph, Yenh doesn't think he's a super idiot. Just in need of a little help and inspiration.]

Once, I tried to improve upon a chocobo's odor by spraying him with perfume. It worked about as well as your gag idea did.

The driver suggested I spray perfume on a cloth for the man whose nose was so offended by their smell, and that served to mask the smell.