alphinerd: ([78] Without cease)
Alphinaud Leveilleur ([personal profile] alphinerd) wrote in [community profile] kingdomcomes2017-09-04 07:35 pm

[OPEN] everything is terrible

Who: Alphinaud and YOU!
What: Alphinaud is out and about exploring his new surroundings.
When: Some early September afternoon
Where: The village
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR STORMBLOOD and also for Aymeric's junk, you have been warned

[What little Alphinaud had seen of the castle certainly seemed... impressive might be a word for it, though that spoke a bit too much of appreciation for his liking. Intimidating might be the better word usage, considering that in the bell or two he'd spent walking around trying to adjust to that setting, he'd seen far more phalluses than he'd truly been prepared for, even with his limited knowledge of the place. He'd been shown to his quarters, had sorted through the wardrobe - mostly full of things he had no desire to put on his person - and after his brief look-about, he'd had enough of decidedly lewd things for the day.

Thus, he had headed out into the village, in hopes that there might be a bit less blatant pornography, and a few friendly faces besides. Hopefully not too friendly, of course, but anyone willing to talk about something that wasn't related to intercourse would be a godsend.

Of course, he wouldn't be so lucky with the blatant pornography. Not when the fountain in the square has a statue of the Mistress bathing, of all things, upon it. Which leaves him - quite literally - running into someone when he's unable to tear his eyes away.]


Oh! My apologies, I didn't--
ignisvulpes: (just TRY punching the grin off my face)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-09-11 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... [Kaph looks like he's trying very hard not to burst out laughing again.] Good to know. The thing is... you look pretty flustered, and that doesn't help! You know?
ignisvulpes: (please buy my bridge i have 7 children)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-09-12 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sure, maybe they're a little over the top about it in this place... But are you sure that's all it is?

[He smirks deviously, as if about to share a very obscure injoke.]

Because to me, it looks more like you've never even seen a nipple before.