Ah! Well. Normally a male newt would only possess a cloaca and nothing resembling a penis at all, but most newts are also not over ten feet long.

Which is to say, I think this curse took as many liberties with my genitalia as it did with liberally mixing different species of urodela. If anything I'd say the current setup is more reptilian, with genitalia stored inside the cloaca, though unlike most reptiles I only have the one.

[This is a relevant scientific discussion and there's nothing blue about it.]