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kingdomcomes2018-01-05 10:14 pm
crimsonlight) wrote in kingdomcomes2018-01-05 10:14 pm
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FREE ORGASMS!
Who: Yenh and you!
What: Distributing special potions to warm up the winter (and generate interest in sales).
When: January
Where: Whenever, I'm not the spacetime police.
Warnings: Please see the subject line.
[With only a fluffy winter hood strapped to her head for any additional consideration for the weather, Yenh is hard at work. Balanced with a sling around her shoulders, she carries a tray full of slots for little vials—also containing rows of vials in different colors. The front of the tray has been painted in crude handwriting to say "FREE ORGASMS!"]
[Traveling through the streets and into the pubs and taverns around the Kingdom, Yenh begins her pitch.]
Warm up the natural way! Have an orgasm! No need to even disrobe!
[A villager comes up, curious, and asks after one.]
Certainly! From this batch, I've three options: external orgasm, internal orgasm, or nipple orgasm.
[The villager makes a choice, and downs it on the spot. Yenh leans forward slightly, watching as there is an expectant pause... and then the villager curls their hands up to their chest and issues out in a sharp yell, knees trembling as they sink and then lie prone. Her head tracks their descent. Satisfied that this person was not just having very poorly timed heart failure, she smiles.]
One sample per person—but larger batches can be brewed to order! [The villager didn't ask, as they're still in a state of semi-shock from just being walloped with an orgasm out of nowhere. But Yenh seems satisfied that she's made an impact without killing someone, and carries on with her little science experiment/community service project.]
Anyone else?
What: Distributing special potions to warm up the winter (and generate interest in sales).
When: January
Where: Whenever, I'm not the spacetime police.
Warnings: Please see the subject line.
[With only a fluffy winter hood strapped to her head for any additional consideration for the weather, Yenh is hard at work. Balanced with a sling around her shoulders, she carries a tray full of slots for little vials—also containing rows of vials in different colors. The front of the tray has been painted in crude handwriting to say "FREE ORGASMS!"]
[Traveling through the streets and into the pubs and taverns around the Kingdom, Yenh begins her pitch.]
Warm up the natural way! Have an orgasm! No need to even disrobe!
[A villager comes up, curious, and asks after one.]
Certainly! From this batch, I've three options: external orgasm, internal orgasm, or nipple orgasm.
[The villager makes a choice, and downs it on the spot. Yenh leans forward slightly, watching as there is an expectant pause... and then the villager curls their hands up to their chest and issues out in a sharp yell, knees trembling as they sink and then lie prone. Her head tracks their descent. Satisfied that this person was not just having very poorly timed heart failure, she smiles.]
One sample per person—but larger batches can be brewed to order! [The villager didn't ask, as they're still in a state of semi-shock from just being walloped with an orgasm out of nowhere. But Yenh seems satisfied that she's made an impact without killing someone, and carries on with her little science experiment/community service project.]
Anyone else?