September Event: Creature Feature

[loveskulls]

And now, for something a little different.

The town crier, now a centaur, had a bit of fascinating news for all those who would gather round to hear him. And you will gather round, because he seems to be one of the only ones who knows what’s going on. Some moments after you drank water this day, you may have noticed a sudden shift in body parts. Perhaps you have horse legs, or wings, or a horse tail, or extra eyes, maybe too few eyes, or perhaps hooves— A lot of creatures are part horse, aren’t they?

The town crier does his duty and tells you the tale. As it happens, a wizard of local dubious renown was seen fleeing the town early this morning. Long time locals knew this to be a sign of terribleness to come. At the scene of the crime was a discarded bucket with a sludgey residue inside. This was initially nothing that caused alarm. There were many buckets of sludge around town. Yet when the investigations began, the Mistress quickly deduced that the sludge was a horrific transmogrification potion.

She has called all suspicious persons to her castle for questioning. Ordinarily, she would allow this to slide. If the people of her town want to make one another miserable, then they are at liberty to do so. But, this was personal.

Your much beloved Mistress was looking rather more furry than usual. From head-to-toe she was covered in long, silky, fur— much befitting for the most beautiful yeti in all the land.

Will you answer her call? Are you stuck in some predicament that does not allow you to attend? Or have you lost your legs entirely?

[[OOC: The ooc for this event is over here]]

Comments

[meteorman]

[It doesn't help that his spine is more comfortable going side to side, either. He can curl up to an extent but it's just not what his body likes doing. It wants to wiggle.]

Well, if I had to estimate, we match up well-enough lengthwise that if we were to position ourselves carefully there'd be no trouble at all reaching each other.

[Like... he's bad at social situations and all but he does at least know you don't try and go balls-deep the first time you meet someone in-person. At least, not when they're in a body they aren't used to and clearly still getting a feel for sex in general.]

[moonshined]

Oh—!

[Remus glances down at himself, and then gives Ford's lower half another long look. He nods, seems to figure that it works well enough.]

I think that would work out just fine, yes.

[He swallows the lump in his throat, and takes a few halting steps toward Ford.]