heiresy: (Time for a round of stripple triad!)
heiresy ([personal profile] heiresy) wrote in [community profile] kingdomcomes2017-06-10 06:41 pm

It's like christmas in july except just it's cold and everyone is stressed and there are no presents

Who: [OPEN] Aymeric and you!
What: Catch-all for non-participants and early losers in the fuckening, but everyone is welcome! Come gloat if you like.
When: All day.
Where: In the guard barracks, outside the castle, Yenh's hut, the inn.
Warnings: Will update as needed!



I. In and Around the Castle
[For the entirely-too-manyth in a row now the weather has been getting unrelentingly colder. So much so that he could barely think as he did his duties. It would do no good to lose his work or the possible trust he had earned with his diligence over this, but the temptation to abandon his post became increasingly difficult. During breakfast, if you are a fellow guard, Aymeric will be trying to get your attention. Maybe there is something they can do about their uniforms...? If you are not a guard, he will try to catch your attention anyway. He has requests to make in his miserable state.]

II. The Village
[Once his terrible, miserable shift is over he will run around the village with increasingly conspicuous supplies. First a couple blankets, then some buckets, and eventually he will be rolling a wooden bath down a road. He comes to Yenh's shack and knocks on the door with his arms very much full.]

III. The Inn
[Much later now, he finds himself at his familiar watering hole. Sure, it cost a lot more than drinking with the other guards in the castle, but the illusion of getting out of the Mistress' reach was well worth it. Here you will see him finally changed out of his guard uniform, but back in the clothing he arrived in. Terribly ironic that he was able to acquire some new clothes the very week it was too cold to wear any of them. He's back to looking very over-dressed and out of place. If you sit near him, he will offer you a drink and a warm, weary smile.]
ignisvulpes: (i have no comment on this)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-07-08 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smiles, self-satisfied - it hardly matters what this guy thinks of him as long as he's still going along with the deal - but the expression sort of falters when he's asked to turn around.]

Uh. Yyyeah, sure.

[But he complies.

It still counts as complying if he's sneaking a couple of glances over his shoulder, right?]
ignisvulpes: (who the hell would laugh at that)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-07-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real here: even if Kaph hadn't been sneaking peeks, chances are he still would have dropped the coins as soon as he felt how warm they were. As it stands? He doesn't even want to touch them yet.]

The hell? I'm not just... putting my hands on your groin money!

Either you go wash that shit with bleach or you give me a second to find some gloves.
ignisvulpes: (i have no comment on this)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-07-11 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a non-zero chance that he has already had groin money in his hands.

Kaph abruptly turns his back on the guard, throwing his hands in the air.]


Never mind that. Just give me a sec. [At which point he goes off to find some gloves. Either medical ones - ugh, are there even doctors in this place? - or just... something he'll never have to touch again.

When he comes back, he has blankets wrapped around his hands. Close enough.

The blankets are, of course, not from his own room.]


Alright, hand it over.
ignisvulpes: (please buy my bridge i have 7 children)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-07-21 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing personal, my guy. [Kaph winks in a manner that completely fails to come across as friendly or warm.] Be back in a jiffy!

[Off he goes and, indeed, he returns before long, with a still-warm drink in a mug. If anybody asks, it was a very expensive order and it definitely for sure exhausted all the money in his pockets.]

Here you go, pal.